Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Ugly Betty?

I had the strangest dream last night. The cast of Ugly Betty was there and I was Betty. Now, I am not Latino, I have blonder hair and I do not wear braces. Now, Daniel Meade was my boyfriend, not Eric Mabius, Daniel Meade. It was funny because everyone in the cast was their cast member, not their original selves.

It was really weird because there were a bunch of people from high school there too. Not people that I was really close to, but like sisters and brothers of people I were friends with. So, we're all just friends, we didn't work together or anything. One night we were hanging out and decided that we would go out of town for the weekend. We went to some huge mansion, think Biltmore. It seemed to be miles and miles long and so many stories that I couldn't keep count.

Daniel and I had this relationship, but we hadn't gone public with it. We didn't see a reason to until we figured out what it was or if it even was anything. But, we weren't seeing anyone else, out of respect for each other. So, on this weekend away, we just stayed apart to not ruffle any feathers with our friends. But, he had the nerve to sleep with someone else the first night we got there. Later that night, we snuck down to one of the bottom floors and started kissing and he tells me what he did. He said he was keeping up appearances of his reputation.

That's pretty bad if even in my dreams my guy cheats on me!

Monday, April 5, 2010

Canine Relocation Program

Ok, so my neighbors are quite annoying. I have a two bedroom condo and have lived here for years. It has been such a peaceful, quiet neighborhood. Until now. The street behind me is a set of two story townhouses. They are quite small compared to my condo and we all have patio's. The patio that is outside of my bedroom window, about 10 feet away, has three permanent residents. I have never met them, but from the sounds of them, one is a basset hound. I have no idea what the other two are, but I know they are dogs.

The people who live in this townhouse are completely deplorable animal owners. They never let their dogs come inside. So, I am left to suffer when I am in my bedroom. I am really not fans of these neighbors. I have no idea what their names are, but I have sent them very mean letters pretending to be from the homeowners association advising them that under no circumstances are they to leave their dogs outside after 6 p.m. Why 6 p.m., you ask? That's when I get off from work.

They have taken to ignoring the letters, so I am instituting the Canine Relocation Program. I have a discreet location that I am relocating them to, and it is under such great protection that even the NBC CIA Operative "Chuck" couldn't find it, because as USA Network says, it needs to be hidden "In Plain Sight."

So, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, feel free to send me any and all submissions into the Canine Relocation Program. We are a non-profit start-up as well, so donations are accepted.

I'm out...justme!

Saturday, April 3, 2010

What's a girl to do?

I am trying to figure out my life. I have a job with great benefits and amazing pay, but unfortunately, I do not enjoy it. What's a girl to do?

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Seriously?!

Yes, I know, I use that word too often. I'm really very irritated. Why must people lie? It cannot make you feel better. If you think you're sparing my feelings, don't. I'm going to find out eventually. I would much rather you come right out and tell me the truth from day one. I'm such a naive little girl that I'm going to look for the good in you anyway. I am just like Linus, waiting and believing on The Great Pumpkin or The Easter Beagle.

Eventually, I'll move on, but not before I am the one who has come out of it damaged and bruised. I have to be put back together again and that's not a good thing. Seriously, people. We are all adults here, right? Why must you bother me with this petty, irritating and annoying stuff?

If you're here looking for lollipops and bubble gum dreams, look elsewhere. I have nothing good to say today.

Sorry to rant, but, what's a girl to do?!

Friday, March 26, 2010

Have you missed me?

Well, things have been good this week. I'm still on the prowl for a House Boy. Know anyone who would fit the bill? He'd have his own room and everything. I just need him to do the guy stuff around the house! Being a single-gal homeowner really has it's downfalls.

For instance, when something breaks, I have no idea how to fix it. When I first moved in here, my Daddy gave me a set of tools. Now, let's be honest, it was just some screwdrivers, both the plus and minus kinds, also something that you have to put put together to use. I've never touched that one! I have no idea of what to do with that, or what it is even called. I am a firm believer that people specialize in things for a reason. I have someone who colors my hair, cleans my house and changes my oil. Now if I could only get this House Boy, I'd have someone who would know why outlets no longer work, or if the pilot light has gone out. He'd also be able to change the filter in the vents, I can never get them open! He'd also be able to help with jars, and the list goes on.

Compensation package is negotiable! Come on people, can't a spoiled (grown up) little girl get some help?! Where's Daddy when you really need him?

I'll talk with you later, try not to miss me

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Don't you just love it?

So, I'm a bit of a Bachelor/Bachelorette junky. I've only started watching in the last few seasons. But, Jake, are you kidding me? I'm so glad that Ali is the next Bachelorette, even if she did have to quit Facebook to do it. Jobs come and go, but if this is the real thing, then I'm glad that she is going through this.

As for my own Bachelor, things are up in the air. I'm really tired of all these games. Boys will be boys and all, but really? Give me a break already.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Lessons learned

I'm tired of all the drama.

With that being said, I have been shopping for a new washing machine. It has not been fun. It's times like this that I did wish I had a guy in my life that would deal with these things. Other times, I am so thankful that I don't have the hassles that being in a relationship involves.

Have you ever wondered what you're supposed to be doing with your life? I'm second guessing every decision I have made in the last ten years. Then again, I guess we all are, huh?

More later...