I have had some strange dreams the last few weeks. It always involves one or more of my past boyfriends. Sometimes there are other people that have been in my life at some point, not necessarily during the same time period, so it's kinda kooky! It makes me wonder why all these people are showing up in my dreams. I know that dreams are just thoughts that I didn't have time to think of during the day, but these are some crazy scenes! You're curious, aren't you?
Ok, I'll tell you about last night. I have always had a mad crush on Harry Connick Jr, but what girl hasn't, right? I'm at this place. I'm not sure what it is, I am in college, I think, but the classes are in my house. I have lecture halls at my home, how cool would that have been? Anyway, it wasn't a dorm situation. It was literally a house. There was a front porch and a kitchen and I had a bedroom. I also recall a bathroom and there were some other people. Harry was my professor and he and I had something going. So, I'm in my bedroom getting ready for class, then I flash into the bathroom where I'm in my pajamas and Harry is there too. We're talking about how we wish we were able to go out in public and show everyone we are together. I'm not really sure why we couldn't. Then it flashes into the kitchen where I'm talking with a set of parents. But, they weren't mine, they were Harry's. His mom was trying to comfort me about not being able to flaunt our relationship. Then, I realized I needed to go class. So, off I go to finish getting ready.
When coming down the stairs, with my backpack on and ready to make the long trip to class. The police were there. They had Harry in handcuffs (now there's a visual!) and they were taking him away. At this point, I start yelling that Harry wasn't the reason I was at the house it was Homer. Homer? I was asking myself the same question. Out from nowhere pops this other guy who says that he was Homer and he and I were dating. Homer Connick? Yes, I made him up, but he looked like an old boyfriend of mine. It was really strange...anyway, I digress.
He said that Harry shouldn't be arrested. I'm still fuzzy as to why he was getting arrested in the first place. I told Homer and Harry not to worry. I had two of the city's best lawyers on speed dial and I would have them both meet him there and for him not to say anything until they got there. So, I called Michael Baldwin and Sandy Cohen. Sound familiar? They're both TV lawyers, know the shows? I'm not telling!
Anyway, things all were sorted out with Sandy and Michael. They had all the charges dropped and we were all able to go home. I'm not really sure what relevance this had. But, it was just really strange.