Wednesday, March 31, 2010


Yes, I know, I use that word too often. I'm really very irritated. Why must people lie? It cannot make you feel better. If you think you're sparing my feelings, don't. I'm going to find out eventually. I would much rather you come right out and tell me the truth from day one. I'm such a naive little girl that I'm going to look for the good in you anyway. I am just like Linus, waiting and believing on The Great Pumpkin or The Easter Beagle.

Eventually, I'll move on, but not before I am the one who has come out of it damaged and bruised. I have to be put back together again and that's not a good thing. Seriously, people. We are all adults here, right? Why must you bother me with this petty, irritating and annoying stuff?

If you're here looking for lollipops and bubble gum dreams, look elsewhere. I have nothing good to say today.

Sorry to rant, but, what's a girl to do?!

Friday, March 26, 2010

Have you missed me?

Well, things have been good this week. I'm still on the prowl for a House Boy. Know anyone who would fit the bill? He'd have his own room and everything. I just need him to do the guy stuff around the house! Being a single-gal homeowner really has it's downfalls.

For instance, when something breaks, I have no idea how to fix it. When I first moved in here, my Daddy gave me a set of tools. Now, let's be honest, it was just some screwdrivers, both the plus and minus kinds, also something that you have to put put together to use. I've never touched that one! I have no idea of what to do with that, or what it is even called. I am a firm believer that people specialize in things for a reason. I have someone who colors my hair, cleans my house and changes my oil. Now if I could only get this House Boy, I'd have someone who would know why outlets no longer work, or if the pilot light has gone out. He'd also be able to change the filter in the vents, I can never get them open! He'd also be able to help with jars, and the list goes on.

Compensation package is negotiable! Come on people, can't a spoiled (grown up) little girl get some help?! Where's Daddy when you really need him?

I'll talk with you later, try not to miss me

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Don't you just love it?

So, I'm a bit of a Bachelor/Bachelorette junky. I've only started watching in the last few seasons. But, Jake, are you kidding me? I'm so glad that Ali is the next Bachelorette, even if she did have to quit Facebook to do it. Jobs come and go, but if this is the real thing, then I'm glad that she is going through this.

As for my own Bachelor, things are up in the air. I'm really tired of all these games. Boys will be boys and all, but really? Give me a break already.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Lessons learned

I'm tired of all the drama.

With that being said, I have been shopping for a new washing machine. It has not been fun. It's times like this that I did wish I had a guy in my life that would deal with these things. Other times, I am so thankful that I don't have the hassles that being in a relationship involves.

Have you ever wondered what you're supposed to be doing with your life? I'm second guessing every decision I have made in the last ten years. Then again, I guess we all are, huh?

More later...

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Today was fabulous

Hey there invisible audience. I hope you had a fantastic day, because I sure didn't! I want each of you to e-mail the features editor at your daily paper and ask them to carry the Humor Hotel package that the Chicago Trib is syndicating. That was the only bright spot of the day.

Have fun, maybe I'll have more words of wisdom tomorrow.

I'm out.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Another day, another headache

Well, I've been back at work for a couple of weeks now, I'm still sick, have been for almost three months now. It has been quite a joy ride, let me tell you. I'm trying to get myself in a better place, mentally and physically. I have been ignoring myself for a bit, but that's about to end. This boy has turned me upside down and I'm going to get my life back in order. When I do, if he comes back around, I hope I have the strength to say no. He sure does have a hold on me though, so, I'll have to stand strong. The million dollar question is this, can I?

So, you know that song Wanted, dead or alive by Bon Jovi? What year did that come out? Sometime in the 80's, right? Well, all this time, I've wondered what a stale horse was. I had an epiphany today when I realized that the line of the song was actually talking about a steel horse. I assume that means a motorcycle. Seriously?

I'll have more words of wisdom for you tomorrow. Miss me!

Sunday, February 21, 2010


Hello to all the people not reading this blog. I had another blog on a different site and to streamline things, I decided to combine the two together, so, that is the reasoning for all the multiple posts today.

I have a problem. I have been seeing this guy and for the life of me, I'm not sure why I have entered into this relationship.

Why do I get myself in these situations? I'm very annoyed.

**sidenote? Why didn't I go into more details here? Sorry to be so vague.